CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my daily dose of brew like a person depends on oxygen. Honestly, the idea of starting my day without it makes me stress. Black doesn't matter much, as long as that bold flavor reaches my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my mind. I am a creature of custom, and that habit is my coffee. Running